The Twelve Days of Calvinism

This is intended entirely for fun. As a full fledged five-pointer, I do not intend to make fun of Calvinism or of reformed churches (I do attend one, after all).
That said, feel free to sing as you read:

On the first day of Calvinism, my reformed church gave to me....
A sermon on Soteriology.

On the second day of Calvinism, my reformed church gave to me...
Two Scottish preachers
And a sermon on Soteriology.

On the third day of Calvinism, my reformed church gave to me...
Three Getty's songs
Two Scottish preachers
And a sermon on Soteriology

On the fourth day of Calvinism, my reformed church gave to me...
Four books by Crossway
Three Getty's songs
Two Scottish preachers
And a sermon on Soteriology

On the fifth day of Calvinism, my reformed church gave to me...
FIVE POINTS OF GRACE
Four books by Crossway
Three Getty's songs
Two Scottish preachers
And a sermon on Soteriology

On the sixth day of Calvinism, my reformed church gave to me...
Six elders leading
FIVE POINTS OF GRACE
Four books by Crossway
Three Getty's songs
Two Scottish preachers
And a sermon on Soteriology

On the seventh day of Calvinism, my reformed church gave to me...
Seven Puritan writings
Six elders leading
FIVE POINTS OF GRACE
Four books by Crossway
Three Getty's songs
Two Scottish preachers
And a sermon on Soteriology

On the eighth day of Calvinism, my reformed church gave to me...
Eight theology bloggers
Seven Puritan writings
Six elders leading
FIVE POINTS OF GRACE
Four books by Crossway
Three Getty's songs
Two Scottish preachers
And a sermon on Soteriology

On the ninth day of Calvinism my reformed church gave to me...
Nine Marks from Dever
Eight theology bloggers
Seven Puritan writings
Six elders leading
FIVE POINTS OF GRACE
Four books by Crossway
Three Getty's songs
Two Scottish preachers
And a sermon on Soteriology

On the tenth day of Calvinism, my reformed church gave to me...
Ten Macarthur hymnals
Nine Marks from Dever
Eight theology bloggers
Seven Puritan writings
Six elders leading
FIVE POINTS OF GRACE
Four books by Crossway
Three Getty's songs
Two Scottish preachers
And a sermon on Soteriology

On the eleventh day of Calvinism, my reformed church gave to me...
Eleven Presup arguments
Ten Macarthur hymnals
Nine Marks from Dever
Eight theology bloggers
Seven Puritan writings
Six elders leading
FIVE POINTS OF GRACE
Four books by Crossway
Three Getty's songs
Two Scottish preachers
And a sermon on Soteriology

On the twelfth day of Calvinism, my reformed church gave to me...
Twelve men street preaching
Eleven Presup arguments
Ten Macarthur hymnals
Nine Marks from Dever
Eight theology bloggers
Seven Puritan writings
Six elders leading
FIVE POINTS OF GRACE
Four books by Crossway
Three Getty's songs
Two Scottish preachers
And a sermon on Soteriology